Gotta Love The Spin

It seems that you just can't lose when you are an al Queda terrorists.

The death of al Queda in Iraq leader and all around murderer/terrorists Abu Musab al-Zarqawi garnered this response from the terror organizations leadership.

We want to give you the joyous news of the martyrdom of the mujahed sheik Abu Musab al-Zarqawi," said the statement, signed by "Abu Abdel-Rahman al-Iraqi," identified as the deputy "emir" or leader of Al Qaeda in Iraq.

Yes, congratulations Abu! You have won an all expense paid trip to hell. Hopefully, where you will experience having your own head severed with a rusty, dull knife over and over for eternity.