Britney To Divorce, I'm Shocked

Actually, I'm not.

I'm no fan of her music, but she was totally suckered by the talentless leech she married, Kevin Federline. As the story goes, she finally became fed up with K-Fed's antics and I suppose the manner in which he was draining her bank accounts.

Now if we could just inject a tad more intelligence into Britney so she doesn't go and do this again. Maybe she can get remarried to the poor slob from her hometown again. I think they were hooked up for about 48 hours before her agent and mother squashed that deal. To bad he might have been decent to her.