When Sea Mammals Go Bad

Yes, it's true. The final battle for control of the earth has started.

The first attacks were made by West Coast sea lions, but today Shamu went on the offensive. What is happening is obvious. The sea mammals wish to return to the land from whence they came, but first they must eliminate all humans.

And I, for one, welcome our new sea mammal overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground plankton caves."